Since I'm in the mood, Here is My Improved Revision of That Famous Scene in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles '87 Animated Series.
The Episode in question, cones from Season 3's "Case of the Hot Kimonos". However, in My Revision I replace Vernon with Irma. Much better.
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Don Turtelli’s penthouse. The Don's henchmen, Rodney and Bruce have just returned from a job empty handed, foiled by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Don Turtelli "I told you mugs to swipe every kimono in town. So, how come you only copped one?
Rodney "Well, you see, boss, there were these funny green guys in trench coats."
Turtelli "I don't care about no funny green guys. All I care about is kimonos.
Bruce "But used kimonos ain't worth nothing."
Rodney "Yeah, what do you want them for?"
Turtelli "Because one of those Kimonos has a map to a Legendary Japanese Treasure emblazoned in it. That Treasure is said to be worth Multi-Millions. And with that much dough, I can be the richest Crime Boss in the World. Now go back to that kimono cleaners, and clean it out!"
Bruce "You're the boss, boss."
Suddenly, a News report comes on the TV. It's April O'Neil.
April "This is April O'Neil reporting live from the quick kimono cleaners, where a vicious gang just pulled another audacious kimono heist."
Rodney "Did you hear that? She said we was audacious. What's that mean?"
Bruce "It means daring."
Turtelli "Shut up, you two! I want to hear this!"
April "A special investigation is currently underway. Meanwhile, all citizens are warned to keep a close watch on their kimonos."
Bruce "What's a special investigation mean?"
Turtelli "‘Audacious’ he knows. ‘Investigation’ he don't. It means that dame knows something! Bring her in."
Rodney "What for, boss?"
Turtelli "Oh, just for laughs."
Turtelli holds up a feather and chuckles menacingly.
Meanwhile, Back to the turtles in their lair, Donatello is analyzing some oil from Turtelli's get away car. While the other Turtles and April's Aunt Agatha await the results.
Donatello "Sorry, guys, analyzing this oil may be tougher than I thought."
Leonardo’s turtlecom beeps. He answers it. It's April.
Leonardo "Leonardo here. What's happening, April?"
April "I've got a hot lead. An informant says he knows where the stolen kimonos are. We're going to meet him at the warehouse on Elm Street."
Leonardo "Did you say we?"
April "Yeah. Irma's coming with me."
Leonardo "Be careful, April."
Raphael "Yeah, with Irma around, you never know what's gonna happen."
April and Irma have arrived at the Warehouse and step inside. .
Irma "I have a bad feeling about this, April"
April "Relax, Irma."
Man "Actually, the cutie's feelins are right on the money!"
Don Turtelli and his Men step out from behind the boxes, causing the women to gasp.
April "Don Turtelli?!"
Turtelli "Right. Rodney! Bruce! Nab Them!!!"
April activates her Turtlecom and tries to contact the Turtles for help, but before she could speak, both She and Irma are nabbed by Rodney and Bruce. This causes April to drop her Turtlecom. April and Irma struggle to get out of their grasps.
April "Let Us Go!!"
Turtelli "Tie'em up and put them in the Car."
Turtelli tosses some rope to Rodney and Bruce to tie April and Irma up, which they do. Both April and Irma try fighting, but the goons are too strong for them.
April "You're never gonna get away with this"
Irma "Uh, I think they already have, April."
Turtelli "And Blindfold 'em, I don't want them knowing where we're taking them."
Rodney "Right Boss"
The girls are now all tied up.
Bruce "Ready"
Turtelli and his boys take their 2 captives away.
Back at Don Turtelli’s Penthouse. April and Irma are both blindfolded and tied up to chairs. They are now barefoot. Their feet are cuffed to footstools by the ankles. Turtelli and his boys are there with them. Turtelli decides to interrogate April first.
Turtelli "Okay, little lady, sing. Tell me all you know about kimonos."
April "Never, you crook!"
Irma "Um April, couldn't you maybe tell him a little something?"
April "Not in a million years."
Turtelli "Okay, lady, you had your chance. Now pay the penalty!"
Turtelli takes out his feather from his jacket and begins tickling April's beautiful bare soles.
April "Ha Ha Ha! Forget it! Ha ha ha! I won't talk, Y-you fiend! Ha Ha Ha!"
Turtelli tickles April's toes.
April "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Y-You monster! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! I-I'll Never Crack! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!"
Turtelli "We'll soon see about that!"
Turtelli tickles in between April's toes.
April "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HA!!! N-Not T-There! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! B-but, I-I'll Never talk. Never Ever! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!"
Rodney "It's no good, boss, she'll never break. She's too tough."
Turtelli "Maybe, but this cutie looks like she'd fold fast."
Turtelli stops tickling April, who's now catchibg her breath. And focuses his attention on Irma.
Turtelli "Okay, cutie. Your gorgeous friend refused to talk, so now it's Your turn. Tell me what You know about Kimonos?
Irma "Well I hear Okinawa makes the best, so maybe you should go there if you want quality Kimonos?"
Turtelli "Your sarcasm is gonna cost ya, cutie!"
Turtelli tickles Irma's pretty bare feet with his feather.
Irma "Ha Ha Ha Ha! T-this is kind of fun! Ha Ha Ha Ha! Ha Ha Ha!!"
Bruce "It looks like she likes it, Boss?!"
Turtelli "Is that so. Guess I gotta wotk harder then."
Turtelli tickles Irma's feet all over from her heels to her soles to her arches, to the ball of her feet to ger toes and in between them. He also tickles the tops of her feet.
Irma "Ha Ha Ha! Hee Hee Hee! I-I thibk I like this!! Hee Hee Hee Hee! Ha Ha Ha Ha!! F-for t-the record. Hee Hee Hee! I- I know nothing. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!. I-I'm just a tagalong. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Honest. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!."
Bruce "Listen to that gal laugh."
Rodney "Yeah, and everybody says the boss ain't got no sense of humor."
Irma "Hee Hee Hee Hee! T-this is starting to f-feel nice. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!"
Frustrated, Turtelli stops tickling.
Turtelli "This is hopeless. I'm wasting my time."
Rodney notixes a commercial on TV.
Rodney "Hey, boss. Come see this."
Turtelli and his gang watch the TV. April whispers to Irma.
April "Great work, Itma. He's completely worn down."
Irma catching her breath.
Irma "Oh. Me, too. Though..I kinda liked it"
April gives an exasperated sigh as Irma giggles.
April "Get real, Irma."
Turtelli "What's going on?"
Rodney "Just take a gander, boss."
A television commercial is playing. On screen is Donatello, in costume. The turtles are singing a jingle in the background. The other Turtles are singing off-key in the background.
Turtles "Kimono Kal, he's your pal so kimono down to Kimono Kal."
Donatello "That's right, partners. I'm Kimono Kal, and I'm your pal. Here at the grand opening of Kal's Klassy Kimono store."
Turtelli "Did he say kimonos?"
Donatello "Yes, I said kimonos, so come on down. If we can't make a deal, I'll eat a silkworm."
Turtles (singing off-key) "Kimono Kal is your pal so kimono down to Kimono Kal's."
Little does Turtelli and his goons know, This is a trap devised by the good guys to lure them out.
Turtelli "Did you hear that? Get over to that joint and clean it out."
Bruce "Right, boss."
Turtelli "On second thought, I better come with you, gotta make sure you goons don't muss everything up"
April "Oh great, we're stuck here. I hope the Turtles save us before the Don and his feather get back."
Irma "In the meantime...wanna play 20 Questions?"
April groans.
Epilogue: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles eventually rescued April and Irma And captured Turtelli and his Goons, hours later.
We also learned that the treasure Turtelli was looking for was in Splinter's Kimono, but April's Aunt Agatha had already found that treasure a Year Ago.
End!!
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