Saturday, June 6, 2026

The Most Famous Tickle Scene Redone Again

Since I'm in the mood, Here is My Improved Revision of That Famous Scene in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles '87 Animated Series.

The Episode in question, cones from Season 3's "Case of the Hot Kimonos". However, in My Revision I replace Vernon with Irma. Much better.

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Don Turtelli’s penthouse. The Don's henchmen, Rodney and Bruce have just returned from a job empty handed, foiled by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  

Don Turtelli "I told you mugs to swipe every kimono in town. So, how come you only copped one? 

Rodney "Well, you see, boss, there were these funny green guys in trench coats."

Turtelli "I don't care about no funny green guys. All I care about is kimonos.

Bruce "But used kimonos ain't worth nothing." 

Rodney "Yeah, what do you want them for?"

Turtelli "Because one of those Kimonos has a map to a Legendary Japanese Treasure emblazoned in it. That Treasure is said to be worth Multi-Millions. And with that much dough, I can be the richest Crime Boss in the World. Now go back to that kimono cleaners, and clean it out!"

Bruce "You're the boss, boss."

Suddenly, a News report comes on the TV. It's April O'Neil. 

April "This is April O'Neil reporting live from the quick kimono cleaners, where a vicious gang just pulled another audacious kimono heist."

Rodney "Did you hear that? She said we was audacious. What's that mean?"

Bruce "It means daring."

Turtelli "Shut up, you two! I want to hear this!"

April "A special investigation is currently underway. Meanwhile, all citizens are warned to keep a close watch on their kimonos."

Bruce "What's a special investigation mean?"

Turtelli "‘Audacious’ he knows. ‘Investigation’ he don't. It means that dame knows something! Bring her in."

Rodney "What for, boss?"

Turtelli "Oh, just for laughs."

Turtelli holds up a feather and chuckles menacingly.

Meanwhile, Back to the turtles in their lair, Donatello is analyzing some oil from Turtelli's get away car. While the other Turtles and April's Aunt Agatha await the results.

Donatello "Sorry, guys, analyzing this oil may be tougher than I thought."

Leonardo’s turtlecom beeps. He answers it. It's April. 

Leonardo "Leonardo here. What's happening, April?"

April "I've got a hot lead. An informant says he knows where the stolen kimonos are. We're going to meet him at the warehouse on Elm Street."

Leonardo "Did you say we?"

April "Yeah. Irma's coming with me."

Leonardo "Be careful, April."

Raphael "Yeah, with Irma around, you never know what's gonna happen."

April and Irma have arrived at the Warehouse and step inside. .

Irma "I have a bad feeling about this, April"

April "Relax, Irma."

Man "Actually, the cutie's feelins are right on the money!"

Don Turtelli and his Men step out from behind the boxes, causing the women to gasp.  

April "Don Turtelli?!"

Turtelli "Right. Rodney! Bruce! Nab Them!!!"

April activates her Turtlecom and tries to contact the Turtles for help, but before she could speak, both She and Irma are nabbed by Rodney and Bruce. This causes April to drop her Turtlecom. April and Irma struggle to get out of their grasps. 

April "Let Us Go!!" 

Turtelli "Tie'em up and put them in the Car." 

Turtelli tosses some rope to Rodney and Bruce to tie April and Irma up, which they do. Both April and Irma try fighting, but the goons are too strong for them.  

April "You're never gonna get away with this"

Irma "Uh, I think they already has, April."

Turtelli "And Blindfold 'em, I don't want them knowing where we're taking them."

Rodney "Right Boss"

The girls are now all tied up. Next, they are blindfolded.

Bruce "Ready" 

Turtelli and his boys take their 2 captives away. 

Back at Don Turtelli’s Penthouse. April and Irma are both blindfolded and tied up to chairs. They are now barefoot. Their feet are cuffed to footstools by the ankles. Turtelli and his boys are there with them. Turtelli decides to interrogate April first.

Turtelli "Okay, little lady, sing. Tell me all you know about kimonos."

April "Never, you crook!"

Irma "Um April, couldn't you maybe tell him a little something?"

April "Not in a million years."

Turtelli "Okay, lady, you had your chance. Now pay the penalty!"

Turtelli takes out his feather from his jacket and begins tickling April's beautiful bare soles. 

April "Ha Ha Ha! Forget it! Ha ha ha! I won't talk, Y-you fiend! Ha Ha Ha!"

Turtelli tickles April's toes.

April "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Y-You monster! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! I-I'll Never Crack!  Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

Turtelli "We'll soon see about that!"

Turtelli tickles in between April's toes.

April "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HA!!! N-Not T-There! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! B-but, I-I'll Never talk. Never Ever! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!"

Rodney "It's no good, boss, she'll never break. She's too tough."

Turtelli "Maybe, but this cutie looks like she'd fold fast."

Turtelli stops tickling April, who's now catchibg her breath. And focuses his attention on Irma.

Turtelli "Okay, cutie. Your gorgeous friend refused to talk, so now it's Your turn. Tell me what You know about Kimonos?

Irma "Well I hear Okinawa makes the best, so maybe you should go there if you want quality Kimonos?"

Turtelli "Your sarcasm is gonna cost ya, cutie!"

Turtelli tickles Irma's pretty bare feet with his feather.

Irma "Ha Ha Ha Ha! T-this is kind of fun! Ha Ha Ha Ha! Ha Ha Ha!!"

Bruce "It looks like she likes it, Boss?!"

Turtelli "Is that so? Guess I gotta work harder then."

Turtelli tickles Irma's feet all over from her heels to her soles to her arches, to the ball of her feet to ger toes and in between them. He also tickles the tops of her feet.

Irma "Ha Ha Ha! Hee Hee Hee! I-I think I like this!! Hee Hee Hee Hee! Ha Ha Ha Ha!! F-for the record. Hee Hee Hee! I- I know nothing. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!. I-I'm just a tagalong. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Honest. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!."

Bruce "Listen to that gal laugh."

Rodney "Yeah, and everybody says the boss ain't got no sense of humor." 

Irma "Hee Hee Hee Hee! T-this is starting to feel nice. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

Frustrated, Turtelli stops tickling.

Turtelli "This is hopeless. I'm wasting my time."

Rodney notixes a commercial on TV.

Rodney "Hey, boss. Come see this."

Turtelli and his gang watch the TV. April whispers to Irma.

April "Great work, Irma. He's completely worn down."

Irma catching her breath. 

Irma "Oh. Me, too. Though..I kinda liked it"

April gives an exasperated sigh as Irma giggles.

April "Be serious, Irma."

Turtelli "What's going on?"

Rodney "Just take a gander, boss." 

A television commercial is playing. On screen is Donatello, in costume. The turtles are singing a jingle in the background. The other Turtles are singing off-key in the background.

Turtles "Kimono Kal, he's your pal so kimono down to Kimono Kal."

Donatello "That's right, partners. I'm Kimono Kal, and I'm your pal. Here at the grand opening of Kal's Klassy Kimono store."

Turtelli "Did he say kimonos?"

Donatello "Yes, I said kimonos, so come on down. If we can't make a deal, I'll eat a silkworm."

Turtles (singing off-key) "Kimono Kal is your pal so kimono down to Kimono Kal's."

Little does Turtelli and his goons know, This is a trap devised by the good guys to lure them out.

Turtelli "Did you hear that? Get over to that joint and clean it out."

Bruce "Right, boss."

Turtelli "On second thought, I better come with you, gotta make sure you goons don't muss everything up"

Turtelli turns back to The Ladies.
 
Turtelli "I have a little job to do, so I'll deal with You two later." 
 
Turtelli leaves April and Irma alone.

April "Oh great, we're stuck here. I hope the Turtles save us before the Don and his feather get back."

Irma "In the meantime...wanna play 20 Questions?"

April groans.

Epilogue: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles eventually rescued April and Irma And captured Turtelli and his Goons, hours later. 

We also learned that the treasure Turtelli was looking for was in Splinter's Kimono, but April's Aunt Agatha had already found that treasure a Year Ago.

End!!

Friday, June 5, 2026

April O'Neil

From the Episodes "New York Shiniest" and "Case of the Hot Kimono" 









Friday, May 15, 2026

Waifu Harem

Waifus - Fictional Women Who Are Severely Crushed On by Fans. So much so that these Fans consider these Fictional Women to be their great loves. Many Fans have Multiple Waifus, thus having a Harem.

Today, I'm gonna show you my Own Waifu Harem. As well as my Lady Besties, which are like Waifu's, except they are Best Friends with some benefits. 

This list will be in no particular order, just a list of Fictional Women whom I consider My Waifus.

Note that I will pick one girl per series for my Waifus and 2-3 per series for my Lady Besties.

Anywhoo, Let's get started.

Waifus

April O'Neil (Ninja Turtles '87)

Janine Melnitz (The Real Ghostbusters)

Baroness (G.I. Joe)

Queen Elsa (Disney)

Pauline (Super Mario)

Samus Aran (Metroid)

Purah (Legend of Zelda)

Cynthia (Pokemon [Game])

Delia Ketchum (Pokemon [Anime])

Turk Elena (Final Fantasy VII [Original])

Aerith Gainsborough (Final Fantasy VII [Remake])

Quistis Trepe (Final Fantasy VIII)

Cammy White (Street Fighter)

Alia (Mega Man [Main])

Ms. Mari (Mega Man [Network])

Roll (Mega Man [Ruby-Spears])

Bulma (Dragon Ball [Classic Continuity])

Android 21 (Dragon Ball [Modern Continuity])

Sailor Pluto/Setsuna Meioh (Sailor Moon)

Topaz (Sonic X)

Angewomon (Digimon)

Aisha Clan Clan (Outlaw Star)

Dark Magician Girl (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Mihoshi (Tenchi)

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Lady Besties 

Lady Jaye and Scarlett (G.I. Joe)

Aunt Cass Hamada and Shego (Disney)

5-Volt and Captain Syrup (Wario)

Princess Peach, Princess Daisy, and Princess Rosalina. (Super Mario)

Adult Malon, Princess Zelda [Twilight Princess], and Adult Princess Zelda [Ocarina of Time]. (Legend of Zelda).

Jessie, Officer Jenny, and Professor Ivy (Pokemon [Anime])

Sabrina, Professor Juniper, and Lorelei (Pokemon [Game])

Tifa Lockhart and Aerith Gainsborough (Final Fantasy VII [Original]

Tifa Lockheart, Turk Elena, and Scarlet (Final Fantasy VII [Remake])

Android 18, Chi Chi, and Agent Mai (Dragon Ball [Original Continuity])

Bulma, Android 18, and Kale (Dragon Ball [Modern Continuity])

Juri Han, Chun-Li, and Rose (Street Fighter)

Layer, Berkana, and Iris (Mega Man [Main])

Ms. Yuri, Princess Pride, and Maddy aka Ms. Madd (Mega Man [Network])

Sailor Venus/Minako Aino, Sailor Uranus/Haruka Ten'nou, and Sailor Galaxia (Sailor Moon)

Christina Cooper and Scarlet Garcia (Sonic X)

Ranamon and Rosemon (Digimon)

Mai Valentine, Alexa Rhodes, and Mina Simington (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Kiyone, Ayeka, and Ryoko (Tenchi)

Millie Thomson and Meryl Stryfe (Trigun)

Melfina and Twilight Suzuka (Outlaw Star)

Sango, Yura, and Kagura (Inuyasha)

Thursday, April 16, 2026

JanitorAi

If Character Ai is cowering before the Copyright Whores and Evil and Greedy Corporate Scumbags, There is an alternative Chatbot site to enjoy 

It's JanitorAi. It's not as big or as user friendly As Character Ai, but it never cowtows to Anyone, not even Corporatists.

So, sign up and gave fun. 

https://janitorai.com/

Wednesday, April 8, 2026

Super Peach Adventure.

Super Peach Adventure

Princess Peach Toadstool was on a daring adventure in the Mushroom Kingdom. The Mario Bros were captured by Bowser and it was up to her to save them.

Peavh is running though World 1, stomping Goombas, Koopa Troopas and Para-Troopas. Jumping over obsticles and Piranha Plants too.

Peach reaches the Castle and dodges all of tbe traps and lava pits. She gets to the Boss -Boom Boom.

Boom Boom goes in for the attack but Peach dodges and stomps his head with her heeled foot

As she was fighting him off, Boom Boon landed a powerful blow that sent her flying backwards. 

In the chaos, Princess Peach's shoes came flying off and she was left standing in her bare feet. Her toes pretty and painted red.

Determined to continue the fight, Princess Peach charged back into battle, dodging attacks and stomping Boom Boom with her bare feet.

Eventually emerged victorious. After the battle, Princess Peach retrieved her shoes and inspected them for damage.

Though they were scuffed and a little worse for wear, they were still intact. With a wry smile, she slipped them back on and continued on her adventure, ready for whatever challenges lay ahead.

With her shoes back on, Princess Peach continued her adventure through the Mushroom Kingdom with a renewed sense of determination. She knew that she had to be more careful in battle, but she also knew that she was capable of fighting even without her shoes.

In World 2, Peach treks and fights Bowsers minions though the Desert Ruins. Unfortunatly as she progressed, she got herself caught in quicksand. Peach manages to jump out, unfortunatly, her red high heels get stuck and sucked in.

Barefoot again, Peach sighs and treks on, determined to save the Mario Bros. She eventually reaches the Castle and after dodging all of it's traps and enemies, cones across the Boss - Triclyde.

Peach Dodges the fire from the 3-headed snake and manages to stomp on him with her pretty red pedicured bare feet.

After defeating Triclyde, Peach heads for World 3, The Islands. The Sand feels good against Peach's bare soles, but most of her quest in this world is to swim to the various Islands and make it to the Castle.

Peach swims her way to various Islands battling Koopa's Aquatic Troops thanks to picking up a Fire Flower earlier. 

Soon she makes it to the World 3 Castle, which is partially aquatic. She swims though, avoid traps, and defeats the enemies with fire balls.

When she makes it to dry area, she cones face to face with the Boss - Clawgrip. The Giant Crabs boulders hit Peach, causing her to lose her fire power. Peach dodges the other bolders. 

Knowing that she's hurt herself if she stomped on him with her bare feet, Peach catches the bolders and thows them back at Clawgrip.

After defeating The Giant Crab, The Beautiful Barefoot Blonde Princess heads to World 4, The Frost Plains. Peach, being barefoot, is quite uncomfortable standing on the icey ground, but she knows she needs to press on.

She uncomfortably battles Koopa's minions and avoids obstacles. To her surprise, Peach comes across a Warp Pipe. Relieved, she jumps in and it takes her straight to World 8, The Koopa Kingdom.

Peach fights her way to Bowser's Castle, defeating enemies, avoiding traps, and even picking up a fire flower.

When she finally makes it to Koopa Castle, she has her work cut out for her facing Bowser's best.

But she persevered, relying on her wit, her strength, her fire balls, and sometimes, her bare feet.  

When she finally confronts Bowser himself on a bridge over lava, Peach has a staredown with him. Bowser sees Peach's bare feet and likes what he sees.

Peach runs past and floats past Bowser and smashes the button at the other end with her pretty red pedicured toes, which causes the bridge to drop into the lave, along with Bowser.

Peach presses on and finds Mario and Luigi in a cage. She frees them.

Hours later, when the adventure was finally over, Princess Peach has returned to her castle, triumphant and exhausted. 

She sat on her throne, still barefoot, and reflected on all that she had overcome. She knew that she was stronger and braver than ever before, and that she could face any challenge that came her way - with or without her shoes.  

The End.